Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Jingle Belles

Crashing thru the house
Where's my ta-da list?

O'er the floors I go,
Swiffer in my fist.

Shoppers at the door,
slap some lipstick on.

What fun it is to play and browse
before the goods are gone.


Red.neck chic pocket-books,
Shopping all the way.

Oh what fun it is to buy


Saddle Tramps, spinach dip,
candles, cards and more!

Oh what fun it is to watch
stuff flying out the door!

A week or two ago
I thought that I'd be done.

Who cares about the dust?
C'mon let's have some fun!

Red.neck brought the goods.
I threw some hors d'oeuvres out.

What joy it brings to see my friends
primpin' all about!


Darlin' hats, gloves to match.
Hey, I saw those first!

Oh what fun it is to watch
Cat Daddy getting pursed.


Red.neck Glam, pecan tarts,
white trash in a dish.

Oh what fun it is to see
friends checking Santa's list!


Talking trash, buying gifts,
Making Christmas Day.

Oh what fun it is to host
   a Red.neck chic Soiree!



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