What is it about an idea (sometimes by happy accident...sometimes when Heaven whispers it) that suddenly makes everyone glom on to it? Doesn't matter if it's a great idea or not. If there is a dollar to be made...everybody...including family...wants a piece of it.
Case in point...guess who I caught trying to audition to be our "Alan"? Sheesh...she thinks she can be the next break-out star. Somebody oughta tell her this stage is getting mighty crowded with wannabe stars...and I don't like sharing the spotlight!
'Course...she does look mighty precious, the paintbrush does fit her hand, and who knows...there could be a whole new audience to aim for in her diaper generation. Just the thought of the untapped sponsers alone is enough to boggle the mind.
Pampers execs...are you reading this?
I checked...and double-checked the child labor laws (just to be on the safe side y'all) to make sure I wouldn't end up in the hoosegow. Seems she can work on television...hmmm! It didn't specify how much I had to pay her. I gotta wonder y'all..reckon she knows the difference between a penny and a dollar?
Bella...wouldn't you rather have this pretty, shiny quarter instead of that nasty, dirty five spot?
I'm thinking she'd be a good investment. You know...someone to take care of me during my diaper years...a little quid pro quo if you will in return for a little nepotism. Hey...don't judge me. It worked for Tori Spelling!
Sigh...next thing you know...Grayzilla will be trying to take over Miss Lazy's poodle seat. Heck...who am I kidding? If she wants it...done and done!
Wonder who Graycie will want to replace Cat Daddy with and is Justin Bieber available to drive a mini-Miss Lazy around?
Besides...where would I ever find someone this cute and happy who's willing to work at lightening speed...just for cookies and kisses?
I have to tell y'all thank you for all the cute comments you left on my previous post..especially to Pam and Cathy. They went the extra mile and did posts to try and drum up some interest on my behalf and for their beloved state...Ohio. Girls, I promise you up and down...if it ever happens...you are my first official road trip!
Y'all are all just the best at getting me and my unhealthy need to be the center of attention!
In the meantime...while I'm waiting for that elusive, pesky phone call from Lifetime...save me a seat in front of the telly.
I'll be easy to spot..I'll be the one pickin' mine!