Thursday, September 1, 2011

Jumping Into The Act

 What is it about an idea (sometimes by happy accident...sometimes when Heaven whispers it) that suddenly makes everyone glom on to it?  Doesn't matter if it's a great idea or not.  If there is a dollar to be made...everybody...including family...wants a piece of it.

Case in point...guess who I caught trying to audition to be our "Alan"?  Sheesh...she thinks she can be the next break-out star.  Somebody oughta tell her this stage is getting mighty crowded with wannabe stars...and I don't like sharing the spotlight!

'Course...she does look mighty precious, the paintbrush does fit her hand, and who knows...there could be a whole new audience to aim for in her diaper generation.  Just the thought of the untapped sponsers alone is enough to boggle the mind.

Pampers execs...are you reading this?

I checked...and double-checked the child labor laws (just to be on the safe side y'all) to make sure I wouldn't end up in the hoosegow.  Seems she can work on television...hmmm!  It didn't specify how much I had to pay her.  I gotta wonder y'all..reckon she knows the difference between a penny and a dollar?

Bella...wouldn't you rather have this pretty, shiny quarter instead of that nasty, dirty five spot?

I'm thinking she'd be a good investment.  You know...someone to take care of me during my diaper years...a little quid pro quo if you will in return for a little nepotism.  Hey...don't judge me.  It worked for Tori Spelling!

Sigh...next thing you know...Grayzilla will be trying to take over Miss Lazy's poodle seat.  Heck...who am I kidding?  If she wants it...done and done!

Wonder who Graycie will want to replace Cat Daddy with and is Justin Bieber available to drive a mini-Miss Lazy around?

Besides...where would I ever find someone this cute and happy who's willing to work at lightening speed...just for cookies and kisses?

I have to tell y'all thank you for all the cute comments you left on my previous post..especially to Pam and Cathy.  They went the extra mile and did posts to try and drum up some interest on my behalf and for their beloved state...Ohio.  Girls, I promise you up and down...if it ever  happens...you are my first official road trip!
Y'all are all just the best at getting me and my unhealthy need to be the center of attention!

In the meantime...while I'm waiting for that elusive, pesky phone call from Lifetime...save me a seat in front of the telly.

I'll be easy to spot..I'll be the one pickin' mine!


19 comments:

Rebecca said...

Oh, can I borrow Bella for just a day, I have a load of stuff in the garage that really needs her attention with that paint brush... I have a full jar of cookies and kisses around here are plentiful!!! I think her and Jesse would click...hmmm, have they outlawed arranged marriages?
Blessings to you today
RE

Theresa said...

Well, isn't she the cutest employee ever! I hate to break it to you though, she really might just steal the spot light. Even you would have to up your word game to compete with such an adorablity factor!
All that being said... you know I would be tuning in! I'll be watching for the next 'picking' show, you would be a hit!
t. xoxoxoxo

Debra @ Common Ground said...

LOVE those curls up top, she's getting her training young! I have the light on for you, when are you comin'?

LuLu Kellogg said...

She is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO adorable!!!! I just want to pinch her!!!

Love you Deb!!!

LuLu~*xoxo

Laura said...

She is a precious baby doll!
Is wanting to be the center of attention so wrong??...
Oh well-

Are you getting all of your good stuff ready Miss Deb?

Laura Belle

Sassy Marsha said...

Oh, what a cutie she is!! It's in her blood, Deb, the next generation of pickers!

xxoo
Marsha

Olive Cooper said...

That cutie pie can paint for me any time or we could just play and eat cookies.......

sissie said...

She is so adorable. Will work for kisses and cookies, that's not so bad.

hugs
Sissie

Dixie said...

sssooooooooooo cute!! see ya'll soon! can hardly wait!!

Sue said...

That little princess of yours puts a big smile on my face every time I see pictures of her! What a cute little kid!! I love your Bella pictures. Thanks for making me smile.

Take care,
Sue

Faded Charm said...

Does she do windows too....if so, she's hired:-) Isn't she so adorable and getting sooo big. Hope all is well in your neck of the woods. Are you having a booth at the end of the month? someday I'm goingto get down there...maybe when I get these kids grown and I have time to roadtrip:-)

Take care and have a great weekend.

xoxo
Kathleen

time worn interiors said...

Isn't she just the sweetest thing ever! I wouldn't be able to hire her cause I'd wanna be playing with her the whole time! Have a great weekend, see you soon!
tot

Cheryl said...

What a little cutie that Bella is....you must be so proud. I have to admit she has the best trainer to be a picker! Let us know when you get the call....what stars you folks will be!
Have a great holiday weekend,
Cheryl

outjunking said...

Bella is a natural at this stuff. The next generation to carry on this back breaking passion of ours.
:)
Lisa

Zita - Mlle Magpie said...

Working for kisses and cookies - isn't Bella the best?!! I can just see you, C.D. and Bella cruising together, looking for treasures and then helping you sell in Warrenton...

Jacqueline~Cabin and Cottage said...

Excellent training going on here! She looks very serious minded. What a darling!

FILIGREE MOON said...

Oh, Bella, you are such a rooter tooter, and so darling. Reckon you take after your grand! Deb, so enjoyed my visit to your blog today. Many thanks for your kind and encouraging words today. You are dear and genuine and appreciated!

A Cottage Muse said...

She'd have her own show in a heartbeat!

Nancy's Notes said...

Oh little Bella is just a real cutie pie, isn't she?? Deb, she is absolutely going to be the next break out star!! Why, of course, she's kin to you sweetie! I've been away from blogging too long, I'm happy to be back and checking out your blog, made my day!

Hugs,
Nancy