The King is Dead-Long Live the King

We interrupt your programming for a special public service announcement. The one, the only, Cat Daddy-King of the road, Supreme Commander-in-Chief of all cool junk, the CEO of auctions, will be making an appearance for one day only. He will be appearing at the semi-annual street sale in The Trinity Antiques District on October 25, 2008 from 8:00 am until the last stalker, I mean gawker, has left.

Now please, no pushing and shoving. There will be ample seating for all. As long as you are buying, you are allowed to get up close and personal with the Man of the Year.

Reservations will not be necessary as we are saving a place of honor for you. You can even take one or six of these chairs home with you as a memento of this special day. I will personally guarantee he will sit on every one of these chairs as if it were a throne(without a magazine).

He will be available for autographs and all photo ops. He will also be collecting autographs, preferably on checks, at that time.

You will be able to peruse the merchandise and souvenirs he has collected on his journeys down life's highway for your own collections. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity not to be missed. To actually get to purchase something the great one's hands have touched and loaded. Smelling salts will be available. I cannot stress enough, this is not, I repeat not, for the faint hearted.

I know the great risk I myself am taking by allowing him out alone without a bodyguard. But remember girls, only his stuff(and by that I mean goodies, I mean junk, oh, you know what I mean) is for sale. You cannot steal him from me. I might give him to you, but you must never try to steal the star from the Queen's crown.

I'll leave you with this photo to get your hearts racing. Remember-Oct. 25, Trinity Antiques District street sale, Industrial Blvd., Dallas, Texas. Be there or be square. This is your announcer returning you to your regular programming.