Friday, October 31, 2008

Talking Heads Or On A Clear Day You Can See Forever

There is nothing wrong with your monitor. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission.
We can roll the image or make it flat.
We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next however long it takes you to read this post, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your computer.
You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the stretched to the limit.
Welcome to Madame C'allnoall's. Step in and see what the future holds for you. Do not be afraid-no harm will come to you.
Madame C'allnoall asks that you take a seat and be very quiet as she looks ahead at what is to come.
Using all the latest technology available today she will, with the aid of her less than able-bodied assistant, peer into her crystal ball.
She feels as if it's working already. So much is coming through, she scarcely knows where to begin.
To be double sure of what she is about to impart to you, she must do further research using the tea leaves. Will that be one lump or two?
Sometimes one just loses one's head when looking ahead. But her hands are tied. She can't stop now. Not when the truth is so close.
Yes, she sees it all clearly now. You will have many unexpected, strangely garbed visitors tonight. Be ready! She sees something sweet in the future for you as well. What? A tall, dark, handsome stranger will darken your doorstep as well. Oh no, that one's for me-sorry! Expect to hear the ringing of bells tonight as well. Perhaps a shopping trip for she sees bags and sacks galore. And then, it's over.
Madame is very tired now. She will be retiring to her boudoir to rest. She hopes you give her reading a thumbs up and please feel free to leave a little something in appreciation.
We now restore you to your regular program and say "HAPPY HALLOWEEN!"

7 comments:

Cher said...

It is becomming clearer to me now...yes, I see it all...you are a very strange woman...strange, yet creative...creative...yet strange...

My shrink will see you now. NOW! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!! COME QUICKLY!

tHE tEXAS wOMAN (iT'S cONTAGIOUS! hELP mE!)

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

Exactly what I have been Jones'ing for. Good stuff with crazy words interspersed! Yes! Miss Talking Trash is on a roll with more crazy lore and kick booty merchandise. I've missed you! ~Mindy

Garden Antqs Vintage said...

Happy late Halloween. Loved this post!

Sweet Repose said...

Too funny...now the witching hour is over...what will this intrepid junker come up with next...BE AFRAID...

debi said...

Hey darlin!
Sent me your address so I can ship you something special from the "junkin' yaya"! I loved all the names people picked and want to send everyone something great! xo...deb

LuluRedstar&Lauri Evans said...

And now for her next trick she will hoist a few cocktails and land on the floor.....my kind of girl...Lauri @ chippys

Karen from A`Musements said...

HAA!!! I LOVE this, Debi!!! I can't believe I'm late on this one... too much! You have the best collection to pull from for your posts... always fun! Hope you had a great Hallowe'enie and the aftermath (all the left over candy) was/is delightful! (In my case, the KitKats were gone before the kids even got here! Ooops... did I say that in print?!)
xoxo
Karen