LATE BREAKING NEWS:
A slightly frazzled woman in her late 50's was found wandering in a Dallas supermarket this evening clad only in faded Nick & Nora Christmas pajamas and ratty UGGs while clutching a mug inscribed "I'm a Pepper". The employees of Wal-Mart failed to notice anything out of the ordinary until she was overheard mumbling "Hot Dr Pepper...wouldn't you like to be a pepper too...I need hot Dr Pepper!" More at eleven.
In other related news, the overnight forecast calls for a low of 19-24 degrees in the greater North Texas Pole region.
This is I.P. Icycles reporting for Channel BRR News.