Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Jump On In Polar Bears of America---The Water's Frigid!

LATE BREAKING NEWS:

A slightly frazzled woman in her late 50's was found wandering in a Dallas supermarket this evening clad only in faded Nick & Nora Christmas pajamas and ratty UGGs while clutching a mug inscribed "I'm a Pepper". The employees of Wal-Mart failed to notice anything out of the ordinary until she was overheard mumbling "Hot Dr Pepper...wouldn't you like to be a pepper too...I need hot Dr Pepper!" More at eleven.

In other related news, the overnight forecast calls for a low of 19-24 degrees in the greater North Texas Pole region.

This is I.P. Icycles reporting for Channel BRR News.
(Don't say I didn't warn ya!)

18 comments:

Ninny said...

I thought Texas and Oklahoma were considered southern states! This cold artic air is fer them there folks what lives in 'laska!

BTW, my birthday is in May, too, and I'm right behind you by just one year. Let's celebrate SPRINGTIME and our birthdays together.

Liz

Amy of WhisperWood Cottage and Junkologie said...

Just tell ol' Cat Daddy to cuddle up and get to purrin'! Just watch out for any wandering paws!

The Primitique said...

Brrrrrrrr!!! ~Mindy

Lanette of Cottage Elements said...

It sounds like rather balmy weather to me :) Try 20 below weather, with a 40 below windchill. Now that's cold. Brrrrr! You gals gotta toughen up. LOL!

Lou Cinda @ Tattered Hydrangeas said...

We have 8" of snow on the ground here in Alabama!! What is THAT about! We are going on snow day number 3!! It is pretty, but I am ready to get back to normal! Whatever that is! lol

Stay warm!!

Lou Cinda

DKG aka Scrappy Doo said...

I know, ain't this snow some $&*^ ! we got a ton. It is still all white here in Ellis County. Love! Nick and Nora and some HAWT DP:-)

Tami SouthStreetShabby.blogspot.com said...

Ahhhhh...now you know what it's like in my neck of the woods! LOL...We've got snow falling and freezing temps overnight...we're on the cusp of the storm hitting the east coast...just another winter day in Central NY.
Reporting from Syracuse Orangeman Country...the Chilly Orange..:-)

Anne Lorys - Fiona and Twig said...

Something sure is wonky with the weather, because it's supposed to be 18 degrees down here, too!

But Hot Dr. Pepper? I'll pass. :-)

XOXO,
Anne

Garden Antqs Vintage said...

I swear we can't take you no where without you making a scene...ha ha!!

vintage girl at heart said...

hey i see more and more peeps here wandering around in their jammies...even the kids have 'em on at school!!! what a life we have!! :)
i am wondering how a spiked hot dr. would taste..we need a toddy to keep us warm!!
it was sunny here yesterday and so pretty but so cold i almost froze my fanny off..oh i wish it were that easy!!!
hope you are enjoying a blessed week!!!
have you heard from jodie?? i am wondering where she has been hidin'?

Pam @ Frippery said...

I'm with Vintage Girl. What can we spike that DP with to warm up our toosies as we wander around in our jammies? It's 22 here now, I feel like I'm in Texas, haha. More snow so it's all good out my window. Stay warm.

Olive Cooper said...

Freezing here too in my pj's. Why get dressed?

Sweet Repose-Junk Revival said...

Welcome to my world... I know I.P.Icicles too...my daughter keeps begging me to come to the store and work with her, but I just can't get the thought of sitting on that cold truck seat outta my mind...maybe I'll see 'er in the Spring!!!

Stay warm y'all down there in the frozen South...heehee...now ya know what I'm talkin' about with the heated toilet seat!!!!

nut

Vicki said...

Ok, I'll stop complaining then about my three hard freezes here in Central Florida!

vintagesusie & wings said...

Hi Friendy,
Wow...that cold for TEXAS is Crazy!!! I remember back to sweating in the fields of Round Top & havin to sit in Miss Teresa booth next to her ginormous fan in order to stop sweatin with the oldies...oh I didn't mean you!! LOL {as I recall, alot of us sat there to beat the heat}
But what I'm really interested in is the lady my age wondering around in her Nick & Nora jammies. I had those too, mine had breakfast food on them, eggs & toasters. I like hot peppers, I don't have a mug, but that doesn't at all seem strange.
What does that say about me???
Keep me updated friend, you may be helping me avoi a calamity!!!
Big Hugs,
Susie Pearl

Tracey said...

Does that mean snow for Texas??! 19 degrees is hardly cold in my book, when we have wind chills in negative numbers most of the time in Jan, but I do hope you are able to stay warm and cozy since you are not used to such cold!! :) Hot Dr. Peper with a shot of beer might do the trick :))

Happy New Year Debbie!

Hugs ~

:) T

Malisa said...

Well, Ms. IP Icycles of BRR News, your indepth report made me laugh my butt off...and that is lots of laughing! By the way, I hear that the frazzled lady is in her VERY late 50s! :) I haven't had Hot Dr. Pepper for twenty something years. I always think of football games when I think of Hot Dr. Pepper. Life is going to be fun this next decade. I might suggest that you need to stock up on your supply of jammies because you might not get out of them for the next ten years!

MALisa

" SHABBY JUNK" said...

Ok I am in my late 50's and I do like Hot Dr. Pepper. Wow is this me in a few? Menapause will make u do crazy things. I think I am getting an urge for that hot drink now, it's been years. Maybe it's time for a come back. Just saying... Judy cold in Texas