100,000 ZZZ's

Sorry I am so out of breath...there is nothing like being late for one's own party! A certain program that I won't mention (Blogger was giving me fits!) didn't want to cooperate with uploading the photos, but I am also guilty as charged of being a first degree procrastinator! Shoulda started earlier, but I'll try and make it up to you with a great slumber party!Before we get this party kicked into high gear...here are a few house rules:

1. No dancing on the furniture...that includes the Twist, Mashed Potatoes, Jerk, Iron Horse, and the Cabbage Patch!
2. No smoking the bathroom...I don't care if everybody else is doing it! If everybody else was running naked in the streets, would you do that too? Don't answer that, you know who!
3. No prank phone calling...unless I'm the one doing the dialing! Hello...you got Prince Albert in a can?
4. No opening the windows for boys to sneak in and NO sneaking out to meet guys...bring 'em in the front door...just let me get the curlers outta my hair first and some lipstick on!
5. No gossiping...I don't care if you can see through Gussie's gown...pretend you don't!
6. Finally...no toilet papering the neighbor's house. I gotta live in this town after you go home!

It's time to ask the Magic Eight Ball if we are ready to have a good time! Magic 8 Ball, are we ready to have a good time? Whaddaya know...it says HECK YEAH! Do you want to start out with Truth or Dare just as an ice breaker? I dare you to tell me your real age AND your real hair color!

Whoops, I forgot to tell y'all to try and not be the first one to fall asleep! Guess whose bra is going in the freezer first and I guess we all know whose little hand goes in the warm water....like she needs any encouragement in that department. If you snooze...you lose!

I think I've covered all the bases for insuring a great time for all! I've gathered up a bunch of holiday classics sure to make y'all smile! Hey, can one of y'all do my hair like Princess Leia...guys dig it!

Games you say? Oh baby, do I have games to play! How about a couple rounds of Mystery Date...just be sure you don't end up with the nerd! Sorry about that girlfriend...didn't know you married him! Oh, you say he's the CEO at Microsoft now...my bad!

There is nothing like a rousing game of Twister to work out all those kinks and make you feel like a youngster again...until tomorrow morning! Boys...listen up...all hands on the Twister mat and no where else or it's out the door with you, mister! Speaking of boys...I want y'all to have a good time, but come Midnight...you can party, but you can't party here! I won't have the ladies league gossiping about what went on here!

I think I bought plenty to eat...hopefully enough to last the night...otherwise someone has got to make a run to the Border! Who has a license to drive...and a car with gas?

For the girls, I got pizza. We'll put some toothpaste on those zits and worry about them tomorrow!

And for the boys....Hangdown! Do I know the way to a man's heart or what. I'm gonna make some man happy one day...or so my Daddy said!

To wash it all down with, nothing beats a steaming cup of Hot Dr. Pepper with a twist...except maybe a vodka tonic with a twist!

For entertainment and a little lip syncing...check it out...it doesn't get any better than this! Girls, quit giggling and flirting with Cat Daddy...I can't hear myself think!

If Elvis isn't groovy enough...how about a little Rubber Soul? One of these days, I'm gonna run away with Paul...just as soon as he knows who I am. If I scream a little louder...do you think I could get his attention?

Like I said earlier...I think I've covered all the basics. In fact, the only thing I can see missing now is.....

YOU!!!

So just a reminder...play nice and leave me a comment by Midnight, December 20 (I pushed it out one day due to the postponement) and I'll put your name in the freezer with Jenn's bra. If you invite friends over to play with a post, I'll put it in again...if you do a post with jamos, that's three chances you'll get! If you like what you're reading and you'd like to become a follower, please do. I may have something up my sleeve for new friends! Brrr, baby it's cold in there...but just for a little while!

Gift #1

Hot chocolate maker

(Courtesy of CSNStore.com)

Gift #2

Set of four Gorham crystal martini/pudding glasses

(Courtesy of Cookware.com)

Gift # 3

Vintage ballerina length gown...perfect condition! I KNOW!!! Isn't it dreamy...perfect for wearing to bed or out on the town. It is gorgeous, but my flat butt won't fit into it or I would be wearing it now instead of the little sideboard getting to! It is just impossible to have a p.j. party and not give away something to have sweet dreams in! Right? Right! And to go with it...

Gift #4

Darling Christmas mask...would look lovely with this gown and I'm willing to bet money your better half would love the winning combination!

I think that's it...so y'all mix...mingle...make some new friends...invite some old ones! Just be sure and have a good time and let me know what else I can do to make you comfortable...besides letting you show up in your ratty bathrobe!

Kiddies...put Cat Daddy down...gotta run...the inmates are running amuck!