We interrupt your regularly scheduled broadcast for this winter weather advisory!
The Polar Express is making its way down from Canada into the Texas Pole! Prices are falling faster than the temperature in downtown Athens as we speak!
Several flurries of sales receipts were spotted by this reporter today as shoppers hurried into Winnie & Tulula's/Sweet Pea's and out with their purchases before the Big Chill hit!
Dealers were plunging their prices with many last minute, deep discounts before heading out for a frosty mocha latte.
Every effort was made to insure all animals were safe from the threat of freezing prices.
Neither snow nor sleet nor anything else will stop this sale. Gloria, Headmistress of Sweet Pea's/Winnie & Tulula's, has informed this reporter the sale will be extended through next week for those not possessing skates and/or skis.
Stay tuned for updates as they become available.
We now return you to regularly scheduled programming.
Good night and shop responsibly!