Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Tuxedo Junction

Well I tried y'all, but Helen Louise will not be swayed. Elvis she wants and Elvis she gets. On the positive side, this has eliminated my need to hire a band. He's bringing the whole gang to perform. I just hope I don't throw a hip out trying to keep up with the two of them. Which brings me to my escort dilemma. I have had so many calls wanting to be my date to this happening event and I really didn't want to hurt anyone feelings so I decided there is plenty of me to go around so I'm bringing 'em all!No Texas party would be complete without one or two Lone Star State treasures, Lyle being one of them. What's not to love. Only problem with him......he's got bigger hair than me.
Harry called and said Jill gave him permission to come out and play with me. I am in love with this guy and no one wears a tux better. Hubba Hubba!!! And do you remember him dancing with Sandra in "Hope Floats"? Y'all know this southern boy would provide hours and hours of fun. Maybe I could even sweet talk him into playing a little piano for us. We'll see.
Another one of my all time favorite Texas Treasures called and said he wouldn't be available that evening. Girls, he was actually crying when he said it. Bless Delbert's heart. Oh well, at least it wasn't me declining his invitation that broke his heart.
Jay said he'd love to escort me, but wanted to know if he could wear his apron and if Duke could come too! I am sorry y'all, but I just refuse to play second fiddle to a dog. Besides, he wanted to bring his secret family recipe as well and I can't find beans anywhere on the list for aphrodisiacs. Scratch him and his little dog too!
Did I tell y'all I'm just wild about Harry and he's just wild about me? Oh, I did. Well, so sorry, but I'm thinking he may just be the one.
But then, Chris called. Oh my goodness, what is a girl supposed to do? I couldn't say no. So it looks like it will be Chris, Lyle, Harry(sigh!) and I. Feel free to bring an extra escort if you like. When it comes to men, I always say the more, the harryer, I mean merrier!

Now I'd like to answer some quick questions y'all have had.

1. No, I will not be wearing the torpedo bra. Too many flashbacks to Jr. High dances.

2. Cher, I swear if you put a bra on one of your dead animals..........

3. All divas allowed. Just don't try to steal my spotlight. I plan on wearing one as a crown.

4. Trish, if your dog looks better in a dress than me........

5. All dress rules will be included in the invitation.

Be sure and keep watching for your invitation. It will be coming soon, I promise.

23 comments:

Cher said...

Hey, you know that old saying: Love me, love my dead animal! Well, it goes something like that. These rules better not be too hard!

The Texas Woman

Primitiques 'n Poetry said...

All of your escorts are fairly decent. I'll be bringing the hottest though, don't ya know? The Very Handsome, Debonair Snakelover! He's light on his feet. He smiles with grace. And he makes a mean margarita! ~Mindy

Frippery said...

Hey, I thought Harry was bringing me! Oh well I guess the best girl won. Can't wait for your party, Pam

trash talk said...

OK Pam!!! I backed off Johnny cause you said he was bring you. Hands off Harry-don't make me take my earrings off.
Cher, darling-I love you for your dead critters.
Mindy, if you must bring a "real" date, I guess David wins hands down. Debbie

Garden Antqs Vintage said...

Deb, you are tttttttooooooo funny!! I love Harry's lips, oo la la, very kissable. Can I at least steal, I mean borrow him, at the party?

LaurieAnna's Vintage Home said...

Girl, you are so stinkin cute! I gotta agree with ya on the hubba hubba for Harry! He's easy on the ears and the eyes!

Great post! Thanks for the giggle! ~LA

thedomesticfringe said...

I love parties by invite only. I'm a little concerned about my dress, but I'm going to the gym...gotta be sure I don't have too many lumps. I may be mistaken for a pot of gravy or something. What am I saying? I probably got the lumps from the gravy.

-FringeGirl

Antiques and More Blog said...

I'm just waiting to see the cat fight over Mr. H.C. Jr.!!! HA!HA!

Have a wonderful Tuesday!

Lisa

THE VERANDA said...

If you are coming with Harry, does that mean Cat Daddy is available? I'm needing a date....

Lisa B. said...

You just be sure and give me enough time to get myself together! And leave some men for me will ya!

ALVN of WhisperWood Cottage said...

At least I know I can leave the hubby at home...you have plenty of men to spare! Oh, who am I kidding? I just want to hang out with my blog girls!

trash talk said...

Look y'all! I'll let you do-si-do once each with Harry, but that's it.
Trish, bring that gravy!
Maggie, I heard the 2 Hughs are available.
Do I need to bust out my little black book, girls? Just say the word! Debbie

Moonlight Hollow Musings said...

I went to a Harry Connick Jr. concert once. Hottest I have ever been...you can take that either way...they both apply!

Malisa

The Junkin' Yaya said...

Okay ladies...you can have Mr. "H", because I have my own personal hubba...hubba---you guessed it----Texan hubby! :)

He is my all time cowboy, black hat, tight #$@% jeans and can boot scoot like the best tootin' cowboy ya ever seen! (and no...he is not available for anyone else's dance card...but mine!)

xo...deb

sparkled*life said...

You always make me smile :)

I love your blog girl you rock! It is amazing how you write so easily for me to write takes lots of thought put into it....now talking that is a whole other story LOL :)

Hope your day is wonderful!

Sweet Repose said...

DON'T MAKE ME TAKE OFF MY EARRINGS...girl you are too much!...better have plenty of whiskey on hand...for medicinal(cat scratches) purposes only...right?

Denise Elizabeth -HopeTreeStudio- said...

You are so so so funny! Denise

cityfarmer said...

Am I too late for partyin??

you sure know how to pick em'

lulu Redstar & Lauri Evans said...

You and Harry will be the bomb. Does Cat Daddy already have a date, can I get in line????Lauri @ chippys

bella shabby said...

Debbie , You've got some great looking company there but I only have eyes for one Junk Hunk ( aka Joe :0) This looks like the best party Ever! Sue

Olde Tyme Marketplace said...

Your blog had me rolling!! I didn't even know what I was reading about because I just stumbled upon you tonight...but after I went down a few posts ...I got it! Sounds like you better make sure you take your vitamins that day...you're gonna be a busy gal!! LOL!
Smiles,
Beth

David said...

Awww! I'm just now seeing Mindy's comment. I'm sure a lucky man!

Artsy Fartsy said...

First time visiting, Love your blog!!! I will be a reader of yours forever!! Have a great weekend, Many Blessings!
Janna