Harry called and said Jill gave him permission to come out and play with me. I am in love with this guy and no one wears a tux better. Hubba Hubba!!! And do you remember him dancing with Sandra in "Hope Floats"? Y'all know this southern boy would provide hours and hours of fun. Maybe I could even sweet talk him into playing a little piano for us. We'll see.
Another one of my all time favorite Texas Treasures called and said he wouldn't be available that evening. Girls, he was actually crying when he said it. Bless Delbert's heart. Oh well, at least it wasn't me declining his invitation that broke his heart.
Jay said he'd love to escort me, but wanted to know if he could wear his apron and if Duke could come too! I am sorry y'all, but I just refuse to play second fiddle to a dog. Besides, he wanted to bring his secret family recipe as well and I can't find beans anywhere on the list for aphrodisiacs. Scratch him and his little dog too!
Did I tell y'all I'm just wild about Harry and he's just wild about me? Oh, I did. Well, so sorry, but I'm thinking he may just be the one.
But then, Chris called. Oh my goodness, what is a girl supposed to do? I couldn't say no. So it looks like it will be Chris, Lyle, Harry(sigh!) and I. Feel free to bring an extra escort if you like. When it comes to men, I always say the more, the harryer, I mean merrier!
Now I'd like to answer some quick questions y'all have had.
1. No, I will not be wearing the torpedo bra. Too many flashbacks to Jr. High dances.
2. Cher, I swear if you put a bra on one of your dead animals..........
3. All divas allowed. Just don't try to steal my spotlight. I plan on wearing one as a crown.
4. Trish, if your dog looks better in a dress than me........
5. All dress rules will be included in the invitation.
Be sure and keep watching for your invitation. It will be coming soon, I promise.
23 comments:
Hey, you know that old saying: Love me, love my dead animal! Well, it goes something like that. These rules better not be too hard!
The Texas Woman
All of your escorts are fairly decent. I'll be bringing the hottest though, don't ya know? The Very Handsome, Debonair Snakelover! He's light on his feet. He smiles with grace. And he makes a mean margarita! ~Mindy
Hey, I thought Harry was bringing me! Oh well I guess the best girl won. Can't wait for your party, Pam
OK Pam!!! I backed off Johnny cause you said he was bring you. Hands off Harry-don't make me take my earrings off.
Cher, darling-I love you for your dead critters.
Mindy, if you must bring a "real" date, I guess David wins hands down. Debbie
Deb, you are tttttttooooooo funny!! I love Harry's lips, oo la la, very kissable. Can I at least steal, I mean borrow him, at the party?
Girl, you are so stinkin cute! I gotta agree with ya on the hubba hubba for Harry! He's easy on the ears and the eyes!
Great post! Thanks for the giggle! ~LA
I love parties by invite only. I'm a little concerned about my dress, but I'm going to the gym...gotta be sure I don't have too many lumps. I may be mistaken for a pot of gravy or something. What am I saying? I probably got the lumps from the gravy.
-FringeGirl
I'm just waiting to see the cat fight over Mr. H.C. Jr.!!! HA!HA!
Have a wonderful Tuesday!
Lisa
If you are coming with Harry, does that mean Cat Daddy is available? I'm needing a date....
You just be sure and give me enough time to get myself together! And leave some men for me will ya!
At least I know I can leave the hubby at home...you have plenty of men to spare! Oh, who am I kidding? I just want to hang out with my blog girls!
Look y'all! I'll let you do-si-do once each with Harry, but that's it.
Trish, bring that gravy!
Maggie, I heard the 2 Hughs are available.
Do I need to bust out my little black book, girls? Just say the word! Debbie
I went to a Harry Connick Jr. concert once. Hottest I have ever been...you can take that either way...they both apply!
Malisa
Okay ladies...you can have Mr. "H", because I have my own personal hubba...hubba---you guessed it----Texan hubby! :)
He is my all time cowboy, black hat, tight #$@% jeans and can boot scoot like the best tootin' cowboy ya ever seen! (and no...he is not available for anyone else's dance card...but mine!)
xo...deb
You always make me smile :)
I love your blog girl you rock! It is amazing how you write so easily for me to write takes lots of thought put into it....now talking that is a whole other story LOL :)
Hope your day is wonderful!
DON'T MAKE ME TAKE OFF MY EARRINGS...girl you are too much!...better have plenty of whiskey on hand...for medicinal(cat scratches) purposes only...right?
You are so so so funny! Denise
Am I too late for partyin??
you sure know how to pick em'
You and Harry will be the bomb. Does Cat Daddy already have a date, can I get in line????Lauri @ chippys
Debbie , You've got some great looking company there but I only have eyes for one Junk Hunk ( aka Joe :0) This looks like the best party Ever! Sue
Your blog had me rolling!! I didn't even know what I was reading about because I just stumbled upon you tonight...but after I went down a few posts ...I got it! Sounds like you better make sure you take your vitamins that day...you're gonna be a busy gal!! LOL!
Smiles,
Beth
Awww! I'm just now seeing Mindy's comment. I'm sure a lucky man!
First time visiting, Love your blog!!! I will be a reader of yours forever!! Have a great weekend, Many Blessings!
Janna
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