#96...Christie's It Ain't!

OK y'all, it is time for the 100th post giveaway update. This is post 96 so we are on the countdown. If you have left a comment on the 3 previous posts, then you know you're name has been put in the champagne bucket each time. Remember, no comment, no surprise. The entertainment is in place thanks to Helen Louise. I've selected my escorts and my mannequin to represent me. I'm hoping y'all have done the same. I've had a few inquiries as to whether Cat Daddy would be available that night. I just don't know if just one of you can handle such a man as this.

He THOUGHT he was going to bring Martina but I let him know otherwise, I mean I suggested she might be busy performing that night. All the other ladies he had on his list just didn't measure up to the high standards I expected for his date. After all, we are talking about The Cat Daddy of all cat daddies.

Now girls, I've always said you can't steal my man, but I will give him to you. But due to the high demand, I'm reconsidering my position. Why should I give away the milk when I can sell the bull? (Is that how it goes?) Cat Daddy loves a lot of things including his family, Jakie the dog, and me. But I do believe the thing he loves most of all is a good auction. Heck, his favorite song is "The Auctioneer" by Leroy Van Dyke. What does that tell you? He loves the excitement of bidding and outbidding. He loves the frito chili pies. He loves the sound of the gavel hitting wood and the call of "Sold"! This, my friends, is his mating call.

So here's what I propose to do. In the comments section you can leave a bid for Cat Daddy. You don't have to....but if you want him for the evening, you are going to have to pay for him. Feel free to leave other comments(after all it adds your name to the bucket one more time) just no cat fights over him. Keep it clean. No hitting below the bra line, no hair pulling and no scratching. Oh and for goodness sake, no begging. I am open to bribery, trades and IOU's.

For those of you just tuning in and are not familiar with Cat Daddy and I, here's a chance to kind of get caught up in our world. I'm also listing my favorite Cat Daddy posts. If you don't want to bid on C.D., perhaps you'd like to vote on your favorite post. Feel free to mention one that I didn't.

Here are my favorites in no particular order:

1. Happy Anniversary To Me

2. White Trash Delux

3. Forget My Two Front Teeth and Voila (Please be sure and read these two together)

4. The King Is Dead-Long Live The King

5. A Couple Of Alley Cats On The Prowl

If you are new to my blog I hope you enjoying reading these and maybe decide you want to come back as a regular visitor. I sure would love to have you stop by anytime.

So in the words of Mr. Van Dyke "Hey, well alright sir, open the gate and let 'em out and walk 'em boys. Here we come with lot number 29 in, What'd ya gonna give?"