PUL-LEASE SANTA!!! A Victoria's Secret Angel! One with a head would be really nice and greatly appreciated.
Thank you Santa and I'll leave out a cold beer, hangdown, cheese and crackers for you. CAT DADDY
Monday, December 15, 2008
Forget My Two Front Teeth
Dear Santa, I have been very good this year. I have drove Miss Lazy around to estate sales, shows and other shopping spots all year. I have loaded and unloaded her quality merchandise. I have picked up her shoes from all over the house. Heck, Santa, I've even helped her find missing shoes and dodged flying shoes when she couldn't find the pair she wanted to wear. I've eaten canned chili, soup and spam sandwiches when she was too "busy" working on the computer to cook. I've turned my underwear inside out and carried on when she didn't have time to do laundry. I've made special appearances when she deemed it necessary to trot me out like a show pony. And the last couple of weeks, I have been especially good at not telling her she has icicles in her hair, glitter on her teeth and a Christmas bow stuck to her butt. I've been to all her play rehearsals and feel I could be an understudy to every wise man and angel in the bunch. All in all Santa, I'd say I've been a VERY good boy and deserve a special present. I'm not asking for much, Santa. In fact, I only want one thing.
PUL-LEASE SANTA!!! A Victoria's Secret Angel! One with a head would be really nice and greatly appreciated.
Thank you Santa and I'll leave out a cold beer, hangdown, cheese and crackers for you. CAT DADDY
PUL-LEASE SANTA!!! A Victoria's Secret Angel! One with a head would be really nice and greatly appreciated.
Thank you Santa and I'll leave out a cold beer, hangdown, cheese and crackers for you. CAT DADDY
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Cat Daddy has been a good boy! But Trash Talk is all the angel he needs!
Do you hear that Santa? I'm an angel and just for the record, he hasn't been all that good. And one more thing Santa, don't let him kid you-he'll take one headless, heartless, AND brainless. Miss Lazy
HAHAHA, you and your hubby are a hoot :)
To answer your question, nope, i'm not going with megan to georgia this time. We originally bought her a very expensive ticket to alaska, then the army decided they wanted nick in georgia! So we are still trying to get a refund on that ticket, and in the meantime, nick bought her a ticket to georgia cause he didn't want me to have to drive there, and he wanted her to spend a week, and if i had gone, it only would have been a few days.
What the heck is hangdown? Is that Cat Daddy lingo?
I also was wondering what a hangdown is. Do I really want to know. I agree that Mary Did You Know is my very favorite "new" Christmas song but it always makes me teary. Maybe I need a hangdown. BTW What does Cat Daddy need with ANOTHER Angel? 'Specially when the one he has already has a bow on her butt? Hugs, Pam
I'm with Laurie Anna. What's a hangdown? Is it contagious? Do all men have it? Is it disgustin' (I hope!)?
The Texas Woman
OMG...I am peeing in my big girl panties!!! LOL
Girlfriend there are no words to describe you...I never thought there would be another one of me..much less "2" of us! WE gotta get these Texan hubbies together...
since they obviously both love "angels like us" and "hangdowns" :)
xo...deb
Were there words in this post? I was too busy looking at all that white against brown. Wow! Looking good, Tn'T! ~Mindy
Cat Daddy,
I am feelin real sorry for you NOT!
You can get a six pack of new tighty whities at Wally World any time!
Ohmygosh! I am laughing so hard right now!! Thanks for the chuckle today!!
Hilarious!!! LOL
Oh, Cat Daddy! Me-ow! I don't know who's luckier, you or Ms. Trash.
Hey Trash...need your # ASAP!
ox lulu
Not sure if I want to know what a hangdown is!!!
Theresa
Is it some kind of pajamas? Those long john thingies?
Hysterical! My favorite part - "not telling her she has icicles in her hair, glitter on her teeth and a Christmas bow stuck to her butt"
I'm still laughing!
Shannon
I have a couple of "hangdowns"! They used to not hangdown...they used to be perky and stick up. But guess Santa gets what he gets! :)
By the way, TrashTalk, did you see you won ANOTHER prize at Moonlight? People are gonna say I like you best...but I don't. I do!
Malisa
Ha, ha, ha...I'm laughing up a storm. It's come to turning the undies inside out has it? That's pretty bad.
A headless Victoria's Secret Angel...I'm speachless. Who needs a head when you've got a body like a Victoria's Secret Angel.
Too funny.
-FringeGirl
Your request is my command! :)
Go back to the blog...just update! :) xo...deb
(and yes, I made sure to change my big girl panties after reading your post!) :0
That is too funny!!!! I hope Cat Daddy gets his wish...
Isabel
Too funny:D
Martini is waiting! Dress warmly! It's -20 (-34 with the windchill)! Yes, that's below zero! BRRRRR! Why did I move away from Texas?
That is just the funniest Santa plead I have ever heard...but a good woman is hard to find...sans the angel and give the Queen a big ol smooch of appreciation and you'll have your Victoria Secret Angel...sorta!!!
I don't wanna know what a hang-down is, sounds like trouble to me...
Deb, just put on your fairy costume you were smiling in on Jenn's blog, take those angel wings strap them on and CD's got his angel. That way you can always take the wings off when you don't feel like an angel that day!! Loved this post. Tell CD I'm sure Santa will make sure his Christmas wishes come true!! He does deserve it after all...
I'm scared to ask what a "hangdown" is!! Is it a Texas thing? Do I need one or should I want one? Shoud I ask Santa for one? Or is it something I already have two of?
OH ..I want that "angel" at my house!!! GORGEOUS!
Marie
A bow on her butt? Oh ..well then...look no further!
A hangdown? Um..nope, think Cat Daddy probably already has one and it's for sure I don't need any more around here.
Sounds like someone is going to have an exciting Christmas..:)
Oh my gosh - my SIDES HURT from laughing!!! Bows ARE in this year... but only if they have a decent amount of glitter.
ROFLMBO!!!!!!!!!!!! And really... is the head necessary? LOLOLOL
;-) Robelyn
You're so funny, Debbie. Love it! p.s. love your display!
Hello
Just too funny! I am laughing my bow off!
And is that "hangdown" a Texas thing?
Blessings
Rebecca
Deb
Oh my gosh, I'm still laughing!! My favorite of course is, "not telling her she has icicles in her hair, glitter on her teeth and a Christmas bow stuck to her butt"! You can bet that Cat Daddy will for sure bribe (er talk) his way into getting his Victoria Secrets wish! Look at all these gals supporting him! I think Pandora's box is officially opened!
My Best
Gale
Cat Daddy has been VERY good this year, which means you are going to have to don that little bustier number complete with wings just for him!!!
Also what to know what a "hangdown" is! My imagination is running amuck!!
AND I need that cloche and those white feather trees! Thanks!
Lou Cinda :)
Girl, I am laughing my butt off over here! Well, I really wish I was literally laughing it off, you know that would be a great weight loss program....just read "Trash" if you want to take a little "junk" off of your backside! Ha Ha!
Oh, and thanks so much for your sweet comment on my post today! It made me smile. :)
xo,
Adrienne
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