Monday, December 15, 2008
Dear Santa, I have been very good this year. I have drove Miss Lazy around to estate sales, shows and other shopping spots all year. I have loaded and unloaded her quality merchandise. I have picked up her shoes from all over the house. Heck, Santa, I've even helped her find missing shoes and dodged flying shoes when she couldn't find the pair she wanted to wear. I've eaten canned chili, soup and spam sandwiches when she was too "busy" working on the computer to cook. I've turned my underwear inside out and carried on when she didn't have time to do laundry. I've made special appearances when she deemed it necessary to trot me out like a show pony. And the last couple of weeks, I have been especially good at not telling her she has icicles in her hair, glitter on her teeth and a Christmas bow stuck to her butt. I've been to all her play rehearsals and feel I could be an understudy to every wise man and angel in the bunch. All in all Santa, I'd say I've been a VERY good boy and deserve a special present. I'm not asking for much, Santa. In fact, I only want one thing.PUL-LEASE SANTA!!! A Victoria's Secret Angel! One with a head would be really nice and greatly appreciated.
Posted by trash talk at 09:12