Battle Creek, Michigan
May 27, 2012
Dear Decorators, Design Stars of Tomorrow and current Reality Stars et al.:
Recently we have noticed a trend that is creating a chasm in our current working relationship. We have worked together for over 80 years with no major arguments, but as one of us has recently achieved super star status (thanks to being mentioned often) we feel a rift is is on the horizon.
Case in point:
A POP of color for fun.
I'll POP for that.
Makes a room really POP.
Really? That's the first and only word that comes to mind?
We request a change to correct this oversight and stem any possibility of the disbanding of our trio. At this time, we are prepared to provide two good reasons for a change in wording...beyond the obvious one of Pop being overtly prosaic.
1. We are the Grape Nuts of decorating...guaranteed to move your business with minimal strain and maximum results.
2. We're beginning to feel neglected, ignored and under appreciated...much like a couple of redheaded step-kids.
We respectfully submit our work request for your consideration. Until that end, we quietly await your approval with our promise to start talking...just as soon as the milk of your kindness pours over us.
Snap and Crackle