Yowza...Yowza...Yowza!

Hurry, hurry, hurry...step right up ladies and gentlemen...boys and girls of all ages to the Greatest Show on Earth...or at least in Warrenton Texas. The big top is up at Zapp Hall and the show will be starting in less than the shake of an elephant's tail.

Come see the vendors walk a tight rope of sanity...do a balancing act while perched precariously on a ladder....turn cartwheels...do backflips and land in the splits...all performed without the aid of a safety net and all just to please you. Don't blink and miss all the twists and turns of setting up shops in the middle of a cow pasture.

Listen to the barker as he beckons you to enter and be amazed. Watch with wonder as money, beer and inhibitions seem to disappear into thin air right before your very eyes! Smell the aromas coming from Royer's and hear the cacophony of sounds of laughter and music floating in the air from the Beer Garden. See the death defying trapeze artists fly through the air with the greatest of ease from the top of tents while hanging chandeliers. Delight in the Bubble Lounge...search for Little Egypt disguised as a shopper only to be unveiled at a moment's notice after several glasses of champagne.

Prepare to be dazzled at the array of goods gathered and brought from exotic locales to be purchased as souvenirs. Watch as tents full of merchandise are suddenly empty and the back of trucks just as suddenly full...all as if by magic! See and be amazed at how many women can fit in a suburban packed to the hilt with one of a kind treasures.

Laugh as the clowns and monkeys run amuck. Watch the ringmistress keep order and control of the wild animals roaming the grounds. See the lion tamer turn a roaring beast into a cat daddy with only a whip and two wheel dolly to protect her.

The three ring circus will kick off Friday March 26 with a melee of shoppers hurrying to be the first to see their favorite vendors followed by the Hoochy Koochy dancer enticing you into her tent for a Blog Party on Sunday March 28, until finally...culminating in the Junk Gypsy Prom Thursday April 1 and twilight shopping with complimentary Bellinis.

We only come to town twice a year so follow the parade of cars and trucks to join in the merriment of The Greatest Show on Earth before it...and all the good seats...are gone!

You never knew so much fun could be had in the dirt!