- By all means, offer me 50% off what the price is WHILE I'm unloading it. We schlepped it all the way down here, just so you could get a heck of a bargain...that's what we're here for!
- Of course I don't mind answering all your questions about a certain piece just so you can find out what you have at home is worth. That's what we're here for!
- Be sure and bring all your negative friends, so they can talk you out of your heart's desire AFTER you've negotiated a great deal! That's what they're there for!
- Please feel free to allow your children to sit on the upholstered pieces in my tent while enjoying a Big Gulp! That's what they're here for!
- You'd like to leave your trash lying on my furniture? Be my guest! That's what it's brought for!
- I'll gladly gather up all the empty beer bottles you left in my tent and put them in the trash for you. Not a problem...that's what I'm here for!
- Of course I'll hold a piece of furniture a couple of days for you to make up your mind on. That's what we're here for!
- Is that your car parked in the loading zone? Of course you can leave it there blocking the way. That's what it's there for!
- Do I object to you wearing a bikini while shopping? Of course not...that's what Cat Daddy's here for!
- Can you leave a piece to be picked up on Sunday after we close? Be my guest...We just won't be there for you!
I hope you all realize this was written very tongue in cheek and is in no way a reflection on y'all. This is just some of the things that come up during the show and I thought I would share them...like I say...some things just can't be made up!
One thing is for sure...you are all welcome to come by and see us whether you're shopping or just schmoozing. We are looking forward to visiting with each and every one of you...and by all means...have a seat...that IS what it's there for!