On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Whoa Nelly! Check.It.Out! I think I've seen ol' what's her name pushing this gizmo around. Quick...I don't see Mom, Santy Pop or ol' what's her name anywhere. If I can ju-u-s-t get my balance....and remember the magic words ol' what's her name mumbles when she's pushing it... Aw man...busted. But Mom...it was like this. I was just standing here, looking cuter than whodathoughtit, minding my own business when this green thingy started whispering my name! Wha...you don't believe me...precious li'l angel that I am? Well then...howsa 'bout this?
I'm just chillin', watchin' y'all work on ol' what's her name's booth when all of sudden, it came to me! When I get all growed up...I want to be just like ol' what's her name and move around heavy stuff and get dirty all day and make lots of money to buy you presents with! Wha...you don't believe that either? Oh...the part about making lots of money gave me away, huh? OK, Mom...which corner?
Two naughty lists,
And a snow-clad lady at W&T's!