We can roll the image or make it flat.
We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. For the next however long it takes you to read this post, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat, there is nothing wrong with your computer.
You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to the stretched to the limit.
Welcome to Madame C'allnoall's. Step in and see what the future holds for you. Do not be afraid-no harm will come to you.
Madame C'allnoall asks that you take a seat and be very quiet as she looks ahead at what is to come.
Using all the latest technology available today she will, with the aid of her less than able-bodied assistant, peer into her crystal ball.
She feels as if it's working already. So much is coming through, she scarcely knows where to begin.
To be double sure of what she is about to impart to you, she must do further research using the tea leaves. Will that be one lump or two?
Sometimes one just loses one's head when looking ahead. But her hands are tied. She can't stop now. Not when the truth is so close.
Yes, she sees it all clearly now. You will have many unexpected, strangely garbed visitors tonight. Be ready! She sees something sweet in the future for you as well. What? A tall, dark, handsome stranger will darken your doorstep as well. Oh no, that one's for me-sorry! Expect to hear the ringing of bells tonight as well. Perhaps a shopping trip for she sees bags and sacks galore. And then, it's over.